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warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

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clashing-oceans:

Why aren’t we talking about Dylan sprouse have you SEEN his tweets?

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GUYS SERIOUSLY 
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G U Y S
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on a slightly but not really related note i was explaining to my mother what plant/animal/noun-kin were and she was like ‘isn’t it the same as transvestites’ 

so i feel like i should just fuck with her and be like yep ps im a genderless venus flytrap pls show rezpekt

holyshitsouthpark:

holyshitsouthpark:

brownies

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forgetting you have to make brownies to have brownies

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kingcheddarxvii:

gaypee:

slimydad:

I can not stop watching this

this video has disrupted my entire day

im going to queue this forever

this is the last thing u see before u die

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pendragonwho:

Where are my tomatoes?

Where are my tomatoes?

No, nature, I need tomatoes for breakfast, you don’t understand.

Fine…

THE POWER OF SOUTHERN ITALIANS & WEIRDO SPANIARDS COMPELS YOU…

Gog dang it.

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nhaingen:

puberty

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vinebox:

How Michael Jackson Sneezed

1 day ago  -  via - source    # vines # rlly good

today on lunch i went to the pet store that s near work and i fell in love

golberian pups

1 day ago  -  via - source